It feels like no one can hear me.

Photo 4621
Notes

Posted 3 weeks ago

Zoom

(Source: a-tw1sted-tale)

via cutmeandwatchmebleed

Video 303536
Notes

Posted 3 weeks ago

calmkai:

moonist:

az-uki:

hopelesslyhiddled:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

you’ll make a great father.

omg that is so cute please have babies with me

you see thats my husband and son and if you look closely you start to see me run after them

Please marry me

(Source: greyships)

via 50-shades-of-procrastination

Text 109717
Notes

Posted 3 weeks ago

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

(Source: jaimielannister)

via geoemtry

Quote 35646
Notes

Posted 3 weeks ago

Stop trying to ‘get it together’. The biggest lie we’re told when we’re growing up is that soon as we’re adults, as soon as we’re in college, finish college, get that job, have that steady income, find that someone special, ‘find ourselves’, find that perfect house, get that retirement fund, have those children, everything will fall into place. Here’s a secret: it won’t. Every new development in your life, good or bad, big or small, will come with its own very special set of challenges. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.

Unknown (via dulcetdecember)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

via cutmeandwatchmebleed

Text 61479
Notes

Posted 3 weeks ago

I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

thegoblinkingsgirl:

erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

via roastporksandwich

Video 472
Notes

Posted 1 month ago

(Source: wiifitnesstrainer)

via pizzaforpresident

Text 160069
Notes

Posted 1 month ago

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

(Source: kitteecat)

via orgasm

Photo 59971
Notes

Posted 1 month ago